Tweet?

Twitter-Stalk people from the comfort of your own home :]

The one thing I told myself not to join and ended up joining. It seemed like a completely pointless site until I discovered its stalker qualites...

I have to follow Miley Cyrus..Im sure her tweets are hilarious. 'Can you lose your virginity from a tampon?'

follllow meee http://twitter.com/sarak_keenan

Food Art.

Who cares If Jesus or Santa appears on your pancake.


Its a turtle just incase you didnt guess. Cooked,created and eaten by me :]

Mooney Eat Your Heart Out.

Sarak Goes Wild

Nest on a fence in our garden. I feel slightly mean, you can almost see the terror in the birds eyes and my shitty phone camera doesnt do it much justice either.Sorry bird.


Might take a sneaky pic of the babies if I get a chance...

Loo roll.

Loo roll, Bog Roll, Tissue, Toilet paper, Toilet roll.

So many names for it, so much of it available and yet so many times I find myself sitting on the toilet staring at that bare cardboard tube and thinking 'ah fuck'....

So when your toilet roll runs out, what do you do?

Sit on the loo and scream for help?

Waddle through your house with your trousers around your ankles?

Search your pockets for substitutes? Like a scratch card...
Use your hand?Use a towel? Use the side of the bath?

Maybe you don't care. Maybe you never bother using toilet paper,ever......or maybe you always have a large supply of toilet roll in your bathroom and never get into that situation...