tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91870890401762695622011-04-21T12:05:59.531-07:00Sarakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09702559178221869621noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9187089040176269562.post-1950499002710449922009-05-16T10:54:00.000-07:002009-05-16T11:22:46.859-07:00<div><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;">Twitter-Stalk people from the comfort of your own home :]</span></strong></div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336488189224929266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 393px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 119px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R8V85PuPhLI/Sg8Du_LRx_I/AAAAAAAAACw/isipi3aPtZw/s400/twittttttwe.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"></span></strong></div><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R8V85PuPhLI/Sg8AGreZ-_I/AAAAAAAAACo/FrqedYqlu1I/s1600-h/twittttttwe.jpg"></a></div><div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">The one thing I told myself not to join and ended up joining. It seemed like a completely pointless site until I discovered its stalker qualites...</span></div></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;">I have to follow Miley Cyrus..Im sure her tweets are hilarious. 'Can you lose your virginity from a tampon?'</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">follllow meee <a href="http://twitter.com/sarak_keenan">http://twitter.com/sarak_keenan</a></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9187089040176269562-195049900271044992?l=weneedmorelooroll.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sarakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09702559178221869621noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9187089040176269562.post-55123326024447511712009-05-15T12:19:00.001-07:002009-05-15T12:46:48.899-07:00<span style="font-family:times new roman;">Who cares If</span><span style="font-family:times new roman;"> Jesus or Santa appears on your pancake. </span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336132943630568978" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 359px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R8V85PuPhLI/Sg3Ao-NcDhI/AAAAAAAAACg/MB-U3eOAgws/s320/P170209_20.40.JPG" border="0" /></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Its a turtle just incase you didnt guess. Cooked,created and eaten by me :]</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9187089040176269562-5512332602444751171?l=weneedmorelooroll.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sarakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09702559178221869621noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9187089040176269562.post-53706361026751507082009-05-15T11:49:00.000-07:002009-05-15T12:18:30.096-07:00<strong>Sarak Goes Wild</strong><br /><br />Nest on a fence in our garden. I feel slightly mean, you can almost see the terror in the birds eyes and my shitty phone camera doesnt do it much justice either.Sorry bird.<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336131400617162978" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R8V85PuPhLI/Sg2_PKCX-OI/AAAAAAAAACQ/kZ2AI7agXrQ/s400/P150509_18.41.JPG" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336131402138424530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R8V85PuPhLI/Sg2_PPtElNI/AAAAAAAAACY/98vWGRbWKC4/s400/P150509_18.42.JPG" border="0" /><br /><br /><br />Might take a sneaky pic of the babies if I get a chance...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9187089040176269562-5370636102675150708?l=weneedmorelooroll.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sarakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09702559178221869621noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9187089040176269562.post-17447004724864673872009-05-15T08:07:00.000-07:002009-05-15T11:45:20.469-07:00<strong></strong><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><strong>Loo roll, Bog Roll, Tissue, Toilet paper, Toilet roll.</strong></span> </span><div><div><div><br /></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">So many names for it, so much of it available and yet so many times I find myself sitting on the toilet staring at that bare cardboard tube and thinking 'ah fuck'....</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R8V85PuPhLI/Sg22voyxA2I/AAAAAAAAACI/AWxzvCNgwig/s1600-h/toilet_roll400x300.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336122063024358242" style="FLOAT: left; 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Like a scratch card...</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Use your hand?Use a towel? Use the side of the bath?</span><br /></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R8V85PuPhLI/Sg2Sc6Bv2MI/AAAAAAAAABE/cSPrJw4k5bg/s1600-h/toilet_roll_1205934707.jpg"></a></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Maybe you don't care. </span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Maybe you never bother using toilet paper,ever......or maybe you always have a large supply of toilet roll in your bathroom and never get into that situation...</span></div><div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9187089040176269562-1744700472486467387?l=weneedmorelooroll.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sarakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09702559178221869621noreply@blogger.com0